Some time ago I received a forward which had women in splits.. and us guys too.. for once, being the butt of the joke made us happy.. after all we were being discussed by women !! Its about time guys .. Hurrah !
And Oh Yeah .. we do have a funny bone ;) WINK ! So here are the responses.
Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.
Dang Right !!,Men are already adults.Its the boys who need to grow up
Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are...
Because they love imitating their women
Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.
Walk is fine, the moment you start running over em, You slip and fall flat on ur face ,or ur butt !
Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would
hit the ground first?
A: Who cares?????......
True, you would'nt because if women had studied physics in high school, they'd know both would hit the ground at the same time !Duh !
Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.
Oh cmon!! . dont edit out what he said next..he said.. "Ewww.. My bad, is there a Ctrl Z that i can do ?"
Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.
Thats true, You wouldn't , because your criteria of discerning intelligent men is pretty skewed and you end up with douches who pretend to be intelligent and then you go ahead generalizing the whole male community ! .pretty neat huh !
Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own
business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business
Why just two? we'l give you more.. 3.Too busy helping you shop ! 4. too busy giving you sympathy 5. Too busy giving you attention 6.Too busy earning money doing mind numbing work so that we can pay your credit card bills 6.Too busy listening to you crib 7. Too busy praising you 8.Too busy figuring out what to answer when you ask whether you look fat ! 9.Too busy figuring out an answer to why your friends husband is getting a fatter paycheck !.. ..
you want us to continue ? because we can ..we got a gazillion reasons why we dont mind our business... ultimately, its because we mind your business as well.
Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions .
Yeah, true because even then, like today, when men asked women for directions, women looked skywards ! (Jeez !!! )
Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...
Tch.. tch... tch..., men speak the truth when they drink, pigs just continue grunting ! how would you women folk come to know truths otherwise. And BTW, not all men drink !
Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no
intention of driving.
So,continuing the line of thought , women are like vehicles, which can be done away with once their sheen is lost and they turn cantankerous !..? No ? Hmm ? Now that's enlightening for men ! Tally ho guys !
Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!
Tch Tch Tch, you see , that where the problem lies, you abet the situation by continuing to think the guy is just an article which can be exchanged !
Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.
Wrong ! Men say they like smart women Because men are diplomatic !!
And Oh Yeah .. we do have a funny bone ;) WINK ! So here are the responses.
Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.
Dang Right !!,Men are already adults.Its the boys who need to grow up
Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are...
Because they love imitating their women
Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.
Walk is fine, the moment you start running over em, You slip and fall flat on ur face ,or ur butt !
Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would
hit the ground first?
A: Who cares?????......
True, you would'nt because if women had studied physics in high school, they'd know both would hit the ground at the same time !Duh !
Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.
Oh cmon!! . dont edit out what he said next..he said.. "Ewww.. My bad, is there a Ctrl Z that i can do ?"
Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.
Thats true, You wouldn't , because your criteria of discerning intelligent men is pretty skewed and you end up with douches who pretend to be intelligent and then you go ahead generalizing the whole male community ! .pretty neat huh !
Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own
business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business
Why just two? we'l give you more.. 3.Too busy helping you shop ! 4. too busy giving you sympathy 5. Too busy giving you attention 6.Too busy earning money doing mind numbing work so that we can pay your credit card bills 6.Too busy listening to you crib 7. Too busy praising you 8.Too busy figuring out what to answer when you ask whether you look fat ! 9.Too busy figuring out an answer to why your friends husband is getting a fatter paycheck !.. ..
you want us to continue ? because we can ..we got a gazillion reasons why we dont mind our business... ultimately, its because we mind your business as well.
Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions .
Yeah, true because even then, like today, when men asked women for directions, women looked skywards ! (Jeez !!! )
Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...
Tch.. tch... tch..., men speak the truth when they drink, pigs just continue grunting ! how would you women folk come to know truths otherwise. And BTW, not all men drink !
Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no
intention of driving.
So,continuing the line of thought , women are like vehicles, which can be done away with once their sheen is lost and they turn cantankerous !..? No ? Hmm ? Now that's enlightening for men ! Tally ho guys !
Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!
Tch Tch Tch, you see , that where the problem lies, you abet the situation by continuing to think the guy is just an article which can be exchanged !
Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.
Wrong ! Men say they like smart women Because men are diplomatic !!
